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Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,985.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,980.87
-4.420 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,982.77
-2.520 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,981.25
-4.040 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191480
-0.0₃369 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.191690
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.191610
-0.0₃239 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007484
-0.0₄47 (-0.62%)
5 min
$0.007470
-0.0₄61 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.007441
-0.0₄9 (-1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic giggle about robotaxis triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, though this time the house won. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, then wobbled to -0.08% at 5 minutes, settling at -0.14% after 10: a textbook overreaction to a post that was 94% identical to five prior face-with-tears-of-joy performances. DOGE mirrored the pattern with a peak 0.19% drop, while GORK—always the drama queen—swung -1.2% by minute 10. Historical context reveals these moves are noise, not signal: past posts with the same emoji triggered everything from ETH rallies (up 0.4% in 5 minutes once) to DOGE faceplants (down 0.26%). Volatility here is less "market-moving insight" and more "Pavlovian traders hearing a bell." Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading based on which emoji a billionaire uses to avoid saying anything concrete.

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