Now try

https://t.co/snrsV9nXYb 😂
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@kosa12m

this is what starlink router returns when it you connect to it via ssh

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,403.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,412.30
+9.29 (+0.21%)
5 min
$4,407.06
+4.05 (+0.09%)
10 min
$4,403.98
+0.970 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217000
+0.0₃23 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.217010
+0.0₃24 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.217080
+0.0₃31 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008843
+0.0₄339 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.008829
+0.0₄199 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.008820
+0.0₄109 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic joy regarding a Starlink router command once again proves that markets hang on his every emoji. The immediate reaction was a brief, albeit tepid, rally: ETH saw a modest +0.21% pop in the first minute, which nearly evaporated to +0.02% after ten. DOGE and GORK followed their usual script with negligible positive ticks, none exceeding half a percent. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents for the same emoji, which have triggered swings over three times larger in both directions. It seems the market's Pavlovian response to this particular joke is finally becoming as exhausted as the joke itself.

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