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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,016.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,004.31
-12.260 (-0.31%)
5 min
$3,991.22
-25.350 (-0.63%)
10 min
$3,996.50
-20.070 (-0.50%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196430
-0.0₃78 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.195640
-0.002 (-0.80%)
10 min
$0.195980
-0.001 (-0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008264
-0.0₄199 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.008228
-0.0₄56 (-0.68%)
10 min
$0.008258
-0.0₄259 (-0.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has successfully automated market manipulation with a single emoji. The new post triggered immediate declines across assets: ETH dropped 0.31% in one minute, DOGE fell 0.40%, and GORK slid 0.24%, with losses generally deepening over five minutes before slightly moderating. This volatility is remarkably consistent with past identical posts, where ETH saw average one-minute drops around 0.15% and DOGE around 0.36%, though today's reaction appears slightly more pronounced. The market now treats a crying-laughing face with the solemnity of a Fed statement, which is both impressive and deeply absurd.

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