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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,781.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,783.18
+1.37 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,781.61
-0.200 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,793.40
+11.59 (+0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.185350
+0.0₃179 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.185230
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.186030
+0.0₃859 (+0.46%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008112
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.008104
-0.0₅9 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.008077
-0.0₄359 (-0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that the most potent financial catalyst is a single, cryptic word. The new "bullseye" post triggered a modest ETH rally: up 0.04% in one minute, a negligible dip after five, then a 0.31% gain at ten minutes. Doge saw a sleepy 0.46% climb, while GORK drifted down 0.44%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "bullseye" events, which have sent ETH on wild rides from 0.30% surges to 0.13% plunges. It seems the market is finally learning that a bullseye can hit any target, including your portfolio's fragile sanity.

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