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David Atherton
@DaveAtherton20

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,363.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,363.37
-0.120 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,363.61
+0.120 (+0.00%)
10 min
$4,377.86
+14.37 (+0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.252330
+0.0₃34 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.251880
-0.0₃109 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.252760
+0.0₃769 (+0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010748
+0.0₄639 (+0.60%)
5 min
$0.010858
+0.0₃173 (+1.63%)
10 min
$0.011042
+0.0₃357 (+3.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound "wow" continues to be a masterclass in low-effort market manipulation. The latest post, quoting a disturbing news excerpt, saw ETH dip initially before climbing 0.33% in ten minutes, while DOGE and the meme coin GORK posted gains of 0.31% and 3.35% respectively. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "wow" events, which have triggered swings over 0.6% for ETH, suggesting the market is becoming numb to the maestro's one-word symphonies. It seems the most predictable thing about crypto is its Pavlovian response to a billionaire's monosyllable.

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