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Dan
@KettlebellDan

hot tip: before you sign any legal forms, dump the who thing into Grok and ask it to "read this for me and tell me what I should know before signing" Grok isn't a lawyer (yet) but neither are you, and let's admit you skim anyway and thus expose yourself to a lot of risk

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,526.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,520.01
-6.140 (-0.14%)
5 min
$4,518.07
-8.080 (-0.18%)
10 min
$4,517.45
-8.700 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.257610
-0.0₃709 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.257400
-0.0₃919 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.257380
-0.0₃939 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010452
+0.0₄189 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.010486
+0.0₄53 (+0.51%)
10 min
$0.010459
+0.0₄259 (+0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest legal advice session triggered the crypto market's equivalent of a polite shrug. Ethereum saw a gentle slide, down 0.14% in the first minute and settling at a 0.19% loss after ten minutes, while Dogecoin mirrored the sentiment with a 0.27% initial dip. The supposed beneficiary, Grok, managed a tepid 0.51% peak before fading, a performance so muted it barely qualifies as a pump. Historically, these "try it out" posts have been a coin toss for ETH and DOGE, but this one landed with the impact of a damp firecracker, generating volatility well below one percent. It seems the market has finally learned to skim his posts just like a legal document.

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