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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,515.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.88
-1.410 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,509.18
-6.110 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,507.96
-7.330 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163950
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.163510
-0.0₃48 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.163410
-0.0₃579 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009097
+0.0₃104 (+1.17%)
5 min
$0.009093
+0.0₃101 (+1.12%)
10 min
$0.009132
+0.0₃139 (+1.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto endorsement had all the market-moving power of a sleepy sloth. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.24% in 5, and 0.29% in 10, barely registering as a blip. DOGE mirrored this lethargy: 0.02% drop in 1 minute, 0.29% in 5, and 0.35% in 10, proving even memecoats have limits. GORK, the obscure outlier, rallied a meager 1.17% in 1 minute, 1.12% in 5, and 1.56% in 10, suggesting someone, somewhere, misread the tweet. Volatility was nonexistent compared to Musk’s usual chaos-inducing standards, making this the financial equivalent of a deflating balloon. The real game-changer here? The market’s collective shrug.