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how it feels to have a dozen Grok windows open at your workstation at 2am mainlining parallel streams of knowledge

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,503.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,500.80
-2.460 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,499.67
-3.590 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,497.22
-6.040 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188780
-0.0₃31 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.188650
-0.0₃439 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.188310
-0.0₃78 (-0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011820
+0.0₄3 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.011770
-0.0₄2 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.011750
-0.0₄4 (-0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest midnight musing on "mainlining knowledge" had crypto markets reacting like a sleep-deprived trader: confused and slightly nauseated. ETH dipped 0.10% in 1 minute, 0.14% in 5, and 0.24% in 10, a stark contrast to the same post last year that nudged it up 0.10%, 0.05%, and 0.11%. DOGE mirrored the sentiment with 0.16%, 0.23%, and 0.41% drops, flipping its prior gains of 0.05%, 0.02%, and 0.10%. GORK, the apparent protagonist of this existential crisis, briefly rallied 0.25% before succumbing to the collective fatigue, down 0.17% and 0.34%. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards—more "mild indigestion" than "full-blown panic attack"—but the reversal from historical trends suggests even Musk’s repetition lacks the novelty to pump bags. The market’s takeaway: when your AI overlord starts quoting sleep-deprived memes at 2am, maybe just hodl and go to bed.

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