Precisely

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Faw Azzat
@FawAzzat

Mic drop! Simple as that.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,489.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,493.00
+3.19 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,499.76
+9.95 (+0.22%)
10 min
$4,489.72
-0.090 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251650
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.252140
+0.0₃399 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.251290
-0.0₃45 (-0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015050
-0.0₃1 (-0.66%)
5 min
$0.015082
-0.0₄68 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.014991
-0.0₃158 (-1.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has successfully weaponized the word "precisely" to move markets with the consistency of a caffeinated squirrel. The latest 'mic drop' post sent ETH on a tiny joyride: up 0.07% in one minute and 0.22% after five, before fizzling out completely at ten minutes. Dogecoin and the memecoin GORK barely twitched, showing less volatility than a sedated sloth, which is a new low for assets known for their wild swings. This event was a near-perfect replica of a September post, proving that the market's Pavlovian response to his specific phrasing is more reliable than its own fundamentals. It seems the most sophisticated trading algorithm is now just a bot that tracks the Tesla CEO's thesaurus.

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