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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,544.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,534.36
-10.260 (-0.23%)
5 min
$4,538.94
-5.680 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,545.78
+1.16 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.258260
-0.0₃31 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.258590
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.259040
+0.0₃469 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.017193
-0.0₃154 (-0.89%)
5 min
$0.017270
-0.0₄779 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.017283
-0.0₄649 (-0.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 'Macrohard' recruitment post triggered the usual crypto slot machine, but this time the payouts were remarkably tame. Ethereum saw a brief dip of 0.23% within one minute before largely recovering, while Dogecoin and Gork barely twitched with moves under 0.9%. This muted response is notably less volatile than historical parallels: a similar 'Macrohard' post in August caused a nearly 1% swing in Gork, and a June AI boast sent Gork down over 2%. The market's growing immunity to this particular brand of corporate fan fiction is perhaps the most bullish signal of all.

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