Grok is the smartest AI in the world on the toughest tests and just came first by far in coding, but is not mentioned at all under “AI” by Apple!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,301.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,302.67
+0.820 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,297.27
-4.580 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,302.71
+0.860 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223010
+0.0₄5 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.222850
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.223260
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007570
+0.0₄42 (+0.56%)
5 min
$0.007546
+0.0₄179 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.007561
+0.0₄33 (+0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok boast triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled between +0.82 (0.02%) and -4.58 (0.11%) over 10 minutes, while DOGE barely moved beyond decimal dust. GORK, the supposed star of the show, mustered a yawn-inducing 0.56% peak gain. Historical context reveals these moves are tamer than a caffeinated sloth: past Grok posts caused ETH swings up to -0.81%, with GORK occasionally mustering 0.80% rallies before faceplanting. Today's reaction sits squarely in the "mildly amused shrug" category of volatility. Nothing says "market-moving AI revolution" like GORK's price action resembling a dial-up modem loading a JPEG.

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