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Yun-Ta Tsai
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Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,791.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,787.00
-4.460 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,784.70
-6.760 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,782.71
-8.750 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197840
-0.0₃43 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.197670
-0.0₃599 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.197250
-0.001 (-0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009270
-0.0₄4 (-0.43%)
5 min
$0.009260
-0.0₄5 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.009210
-0.0₃1 (-1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI flex triggered a collective shrug from crypto markets, proving even self-proclaimed genius needs a better hype man. ETH dipped 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.24% in 5, and 0.31% in 10, while DOGE and GORK mirrored the apathy with drops of 0.22%/0.30%/0.51% and 0.43%/0.54%/1.07% respectively. Historical context shows these moves are barely a blip: past Tesla AI tweets caused swings up to 0.66% for DOGE and 1.02% for GORK, making today’s reaction look like a nap at a rave. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth on a yoga retreat. The irony? Musk’s “most advanced AI” claim moved markets less than a typo in a cat meme. Perhaps the real holy grail is finding investors who still care.

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