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ETH

Before post: $4,281.52

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$4,281.48
-0.040 (0.00%)
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$4,280.91
-0.610 (-0.01%)
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$4,282.83
+1.31 (+0.03%)

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Before post: $0.21

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$0.212460
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
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$0.212690
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
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$0.212630
+0.0₄7 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009354
-0.0₅3 (-0.03%)
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$0.009384
+0.0₄269 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.009404
+0.0₄469 (+0.50%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest attempt at corporate satire, Macrohard, generated all the market-moving force of a gentle breeze. Ethereum barely registered a pulse: down 0.00% after one minute, down 0.01% after five, and managing a paltry 0.03% gain after ten. Dogecoin followed its typical erratic path with negligible swings, while the meme coin GORK saw the most 'action' with a half-percent climb. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical posts with similar themes that routinely moved ETH by several tenths of a percent. It seems the market's algorithm for 'Musk posts about AI' has finally been patched to ignore the obvious jokes, or perhaps everyone is just waiting for the physical hardware.

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