Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,491.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,496.52
+4.96 (+0.11%)
5 min
$4,498.81
+7.25 (+0.16%)
10 min
$4,504.45
+12.89 (+0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.253070
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.253370
+0.0₃289 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.253620
+0.0₃539 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014588
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.014900
+0.0₃311 (+2.13%)
10 min
$0.014745
+0.0₃155 (+1.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power is now so refined that a robot learning kung fu can move billions. The new post triggered a modest but consistent rally: ETH gained up to 0.29%, DOGE inched up 0.21%, and the memecoin GORK had a volatile 2.13% pop within five minutes. This is remarkably tame volatility compared to historical posts, where similar robot-themed announcements caused more erratic swings, including a prior instance where GORK surged over 2% but then gave back half its gains. It seems the market has finally learned to process the boss's sci-fi whims with the calm precision of a kung fu master, or perhaps it's just numb.

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