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Detecting defective compute nodes in Tesla Dojo

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Dojo update proved the market still treats his AI musings like a Rorschach test: everyone sees a different pattern. Tesla dipped 1.08% over 10 minutes, outpacing PayPal’s flatline and ETH’s 0.12% rebound. DOGE and GORK twitched like startled squirrels, with GORK’s 0.72% recovery failing to erase its earlier 1.02% plunge. Volatility was tame by Musk standards—compare this to the 3.14% GORK nosedive after his terawatt compute tweet. Even Doge’s 0.66% drop looked like a yawn next to its 0.73% collapse in May. Nothing says "efficient markets" like AI progress tanking the innovator’s own stock while meme coins mimic a seismograph during a mild breeze.

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