Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,677.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,679.41
+2.28 (+0.06%)
5 min
$3,674.39
-2.740 (-0.07%)
10 min
$3,666.41
-10.720 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207290
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.207140
-0.0₃189 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.206890
-0.0₃439 (-0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006933
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.006935
-0.0₅399 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.006852
-0.0₄87 (-1.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-shaking masterpiece proves that even Nikola Tesla's ghost can't escape the Grok hype machine. ETH showed a fleeting 0.06% uptick in the first minute before reality set in, sliding 0.29% over ten minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with GORK taking a 1.25% nosedive by the ten-minute mark, as if the market collectively sighed at another AI buzzword salad. Compared to historical posts, this one landed with the impact of a wet firework: similar Grok-themed posts triggered sharper ETH drops (up to 0.46%), while DOGE and GORK wobbled like confused partygoers. Volatility here is milder than Musk’s average chaos-inducing tweets, suggesting even crypto traders are becoming immune to his brand of cryptic musings. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a 0.06% price swing for a tweet about an imaginary animated dead inventor. The robots are winning, and they’re very bored.

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