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OMG.. you cannot make this up.. These are some of the things the Democrats are demanding we fund: - $3 million for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia - $833k for transgender people in Nepal - $4.2 million for lgbtq people in the Western Balkans and Uganda - $3.6 million

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,483.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,491.90
+7.94 (+0.18%)
5 min
$4,499.46
+15.50 (+0.35%)
10 min
$4,495.75
+11.79 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.252850
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.253170
+0.0₃41 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.253140
+0.0₃379 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014247
-0.0₄27 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.014412
+0.0₃137 (+0.97%)
10 min
$0.014529
+0.0₃255 (+1.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's eyebrow-raising political posts are becoming a bizarrely reliable non-event for crypto markets. The latest post triggered negligible moves: ETH up 0.18% in one minute, DOGE barely twitched with a 0.04% gain, and the meme coin GORK actually saw a slight dip before recovering to a 1.79% rise over ten minutes. This muted response is the new normal, a stark contrast to the historical precedent where similar posts sometimes caused ETH to drop over 1.5%. It seems the market has finally priced in the existential dread of American politics, finding more volatility in a stale biscuit than in these performative gestures. The most significant financial movement here is the collective shrug from traders who have seen this face before.

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