
Elon Musk
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@elonmusk : "Elon has never asked me for a thing. I mean, I got rid of the EV mandate ... but he's never asked me for a thing. I think that's an amazing attribute ... Elon is a patriot, we want to thank you very much for the job you're doing."📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $2,528.89
DOGE
Before post: $0.17
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Elon Musk's latest political shoutout triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap followed by a slow walk to the exit. ETH spiked 0.07% in the first minute, then nosedived 1.15% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK slid steadily, losing 1.01% and 1.98% respectively. Historical data shows these eyebrow-raising posts are a coin flip: sometimes they spark mini-rallies (like ETH's 0.65% gain on May 21), other times they’re met with the enthusiasm of a wet firework (see June 4’s 0.21% ETH drop). Today’s reaction lands squarely in the "meh" category, with volatility mirroring the average post-impact swing of +/- 0.5%. Nothing says "patriotism" like watching altcoins tumble as politicians exchange compliments. The market’s verdict: Musk’s political bromances are priced in, and the only thing rising faster than GORK’s losses is the collective shrug of traders.