Absolutely

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Zeeshan Patel
@zeeshanp_

Ten years ago, it was exciting to see AI that can recognize different types of cats, and today, we have AI systems that can generate new realities within seconds. In a few years, it’ll be normalized for most of the digital content that people consume to be AI generated. This is

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ETH

Before post: $4,412.95

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$4,406.75
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$4,397.13
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Before post: $0.26

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$0.255900
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Before post: $0.01

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$0.013009
-0.0₃120 (-0.92%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated that the word 'absolutely' is a powerful, if utterly meaningless, market-moving force. The new post triggered immediate declines across the board: ETH dropped 0.14% in one minute, extending to 0.37% after five minutes, while DOGE and the memecoin GORK saw similar minor but consistent negative pressure. This volatility is entirely on-brand, as historical data shows an identical post can swing ETH from a 0.20% gain to a 0.51% loss with no discernible logic. It seems the market has learned to react to his punctuation, but not to the actual content. The most sophisticated AI-generated reality, it turns out, is a crypto market that consistently overreacts to a single word.

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