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Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmith

Any government that attacks free speech has something big and terrible to hide.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,450.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,450.96
+0.590 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,452.57
+2.20 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,459.23
+8.86 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217900
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.218070
+0.0₃17 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.218320
+0.0₃419 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008668
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.008668
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.008657
-0.0₅9 (-0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest free speech absolutism triggered a market reaction so subtle it could be considered a thoughtful nod. Ethereum saw a gradual climb: up 0.01% in the first minute, 0.05% after five, and a robust 0.20% after ten. Dogecoin, ever the laggard, posted no immediate change but managed gains of 0.08% and 0.19% in the later windows, while GORK ultimately shrugged it off with a 0.10% dip. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "absolutely" events, which have previously swung ETH by over half a percent, suggesting the market is finally becoming immunized to his particular brand of rhetoric. Nothing says "defending free speech" quite like moving crypto markets a fraction of a percent.

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