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Chloe Cole
@ChoooCole

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,486.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,484.47
-2.520 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,483.05
-3.940 (-0.09%)
10 min
$4,485.13
-1.860 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.268160
-0.0₃9 (-0.33%)
5 min
$0.267920
-0.001 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.268360
-0.0₃7 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009165
-0.0₄55 (-0.60%)
5 min
$0.009207
-0.0₄13 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.009229
+0.0₅899 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power is now so predictable it could be automated. The post triggered an immediate but shallow sell-off: ETH down 0.06% in the first minute, DOGE down 0.33%, and the memecoin GORK leading the drop at 0.60%. This volatility is notably muted compared to historical "absolutely" posts, which have previously moved ETH by over half a percent. The market's Pavlovian response to his tweets remains, though the dog seems to be learning not to salivate every single time.

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