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Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie

The Big Beautiful Bill is a debt bomb ticking. It’s also the biggest missed opportunity conservatives have ever had to put our country back on a track of fiscal sanity. If we defeat this bill, a better one can be offered that won’t bankrupt our country. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,608.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,608.70
+0.140 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,609.50
+0.940 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,611.81
+3.25 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.188220
-0.0₃349 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.188380
-0.0₃189 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.188570
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010100
-0.0₄4 (-0.39%)
5 min
$0.010090
-0.0₄499 (-0.49%)
10 min
$0.010130
-0.0₅999 (-0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post about fiscal policy had all the market impact of a damp firecracker. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, then 0.04% after five, and 0.12% after ten: a rally so slow it could be mistaken for a lazy Sunday stroll. DOGE barely moved, dipping 0.19% initially before flatlining, while GORK whimpered down 0.39% then partially recovered. Compared to past "absolutely" posts, this was a snooze: the same phrase in May sent ETH down 0.51% immediately, while other vaguely similar posts triggered swings up to 2.34% for GORK. Today’s reaction suggests the market has learned to ignore Musk’s fiscal musings—or at least yawn through them. Nothing says "debt bomb" like crypto markets responding with the urgency of a sloth on sedatives.

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