Cool! Starlink will keep improving as we launch more satellites.

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Sawyer Merritt
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@Starlink on United Airlines: "It is an absolute game changer. I had download speeds in excess of 250 Mbps, and upload speeds of nearly 30 Mbps. With Starlink, I can do anything in the air that I could do on the ground."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,313.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,316.82
+3.67 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,315.24
+2.09 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,314.89
+1.74 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.246180
+0.0₃2 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.246330
+0.0₃349 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.246160
+0.0₃179 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012131
-0.0₅7 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.012163
+0.0₄25 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.012220
+0.0₄82 (+0.68%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink post proves that even a glowing third-party review can't move the crypto needle like it used to. The market impact was remarkably tepid: ETH saw a minuscule 0.09% bump in the first minute, fading to just 0.04% after ten, while DOGE and GORK barely registered any movement at all. This muted response is a far cry from historical volatility, where similar posts have triggered ETH swings over 0.5% and sent meme coins like GORK on 2% joyrides. It seems the market has finally built up an immunity to Starlink news, treating it with the same excitement as a routine software update.

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