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Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

1996. Chuck Schumer rails against illegals getting taxpayer funded benefits because it incentivizes more illegal immigration: “People say, why can't you stop illegal immigrants from coming here?" “The number one answer we give our constituents is when they come here, they can

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,167.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,167.73
+0.370 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,167.92
+0.560 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,168.71
+1.35 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230120
-0.0₄7 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.230010
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.229860
-0.0₃329 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011591
+0.0₄29 (+0.25%)
5 min
$0.011613
+0.0₄51 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.011618
+0.0₄56 (+0.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing proved to be a spectacularly cheap catalyst for crypto markets. ETH saw a negligible uptick, rising a mere 0.01% in the first minute and a paltry 0.03% after ten minutes, while DOGE experienced a slight dip of -0.14%. The real story is GORK, which, despite its microscopic 0.48% gain, was the star performer. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents for identical posts, which have previously swung ETH by over half a percent and sent GORK on 1% joyrides. It seems the market has finally priced in the profound financial wisdom of recycled political commentary.

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