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Florida CANNOT be a real place..

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,165.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,168.45
+3.10 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,162.61
-2.740 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,163.52
-1.830 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230340
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.230190
-0.0₄799 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.230170
-0.0₄999 (-0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011630
+0.0₅299 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.011631
+0.0₅4 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.011603
-0.0₄239 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic Florida lamentation triggered the financial equivalent of a shrug. ETH saw a fleeting 0.07% one-minute gain before fading to a 0.04% loss, while DOGE and GORK moved less than a quarter of a percent in any direction. This minuscule volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical posts, which have sometimes moved these assets by over half a percent. The market has apparently decided that even for Musk, some jokes just aren't worth the trading fees.

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