Is the algorithm starting to feel better?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,024.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,022.73
-1.750 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,021.94
-2.540 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,020.00
-4.480 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233080
-0.0₃25 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.233170
-0.0₃16 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.233020
-0.0₃31 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012559
-0.0₄559 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.012468
-0.0₃146 (-1.17%)
10 min
$0.012459
-0.0₃155 (-1.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic koan suggests the algorithm is feeling better, but the market response was a resounding 'meh'. ETH saw a gradual slide: down 0.04% in one minute, 0.06% in five, and 0.11% in ten. DOGE mirrored this with negligible but consistent declines around 0.1%. The real drama was in GORK, which tumbled 0.44%, 1.17%, and 1.24% over the same periods, a volatility spike that would be alarming if the asset hadn't started from practically zero. Historically, similar algorithm-themed posts have triggered equally muted and confused reactions, with similarity scores in the low 40s consistently failing to produce any coherent directional momentum. It appears the only thing more volatile than these assets is the predictability of a non-committal tweet causing a non-committal market move.

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