Am trying out the new 𝕏 algorithm powered by Grok 4 Mini. It’s definitely better. Will require ~20k GPUs to roll out to all users and there is higher latency, but the juice is worth the squeeze.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,453.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,452.12
-1.360 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,453.91
+0.430 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,445.66
-7.820 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233370
-0.0₃23 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.233380
-0.0₃219 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.232920
-0.0₃68 (-0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010276
-0.0₄199 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.010268
-0.0₄28 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.010240
-0.0₄559 (-0.54%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's latest algorithmic musings left markets as whelmed as a decaf espresso. ETH wobbled between -1.36 (-0.03%) at 1 minute and -7.82 (-0.18%) by 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched with sub-0.3% moves. This is notably tamer than past Grok-related posts, where ETH swung up to -0.84% and GORK once plunged -2.85%. Volatility today was less "meme stock frenzy" and more "grandpa checking his retirement account." The 57% similarity to August's Grok app store announcement—which triggered sharper drops—suggests traders now treat Musk's tech updates like a rerun of The Office: familiar, mildly entertaining, but unlikely to surprise. Nothing says "market efficiency" like 20k GPUs moving crypto prices less than a rounding error.

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