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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,825.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,824.91
-0.690 (-0.04%)
5 min
$1,822.63
-2.970 (-0.16%)
10 min
$1,824.99
-0.610 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179100
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.178810
-0.0₃42 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.179070
-0.0₃159 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk’s silence is deafening—or at least, the markets seem to think so. ETH and DOGE both dipped slightly in the minutes following the absence of a Musk post, as if traders were collectively disappointed by the lack of a meme, a cryptic tweet, or even a poorly timed joke about dogs. ETH’s 0.16% drop over five minutes suggests mild panic, while DOGE’s 0.23% slump proves that even the meme coin market misses its favorite hype man. Perhaps the algorithms were programmed to expect chaos, and when none arrived, they shorted out of sheer boredom. Conclusion: The market doesn’t just react to Musk’s words—it also reacts to his silence, like a pack of dogs waiting for a treat that never comes.