The biggest change that people should notice as we shift the recommendation algorithm to use more of

@grok AI is that banger posts from small accounts should start showing up in your feed

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.77
+0.025 (+0.03%)
5 min
$73.80
+0.055 (+0.07%)
10 min
$73.78
+0.030 (+0.04%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $299.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$299.74
+0.037 (+0.01%)
5 min
$299.74
+0.040 (+0.01%)
10 min
$300.17
+0.470 (+0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,577.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,583.49
+5.53 (+0.21%)
5 min
$2,578.53
+0.570 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,577.30
-0.660 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187540
+0.0₄1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.187440
-0.0₄9 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.186930
-0.0₃599 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009280
+0.0₄2 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.009270
+0.0₄1 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.009240
-0.0₄199 (-0.22%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest algorithmic musings triggered the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap across his usual suspects. PayPal edged up 0.03% in the first minute, peaking at 0.07% after five minutes before settling at 0.04%: a yawn wrapped in a spreadsheet. Tesla mirrored this lethargy with a 0.01% bump initially, then a slightly more exciting 0.16% after ten minutes, proving even bots find EV stocks more entertaining than payments. ETH flirted with a 0.21% gain early before giving up half its enthusiasm and ending down 0.03%: crypto traders clearly needed more coffee to care. DOGE and GORK twitched between microscopic gains and losses, with DOGE’s 0.32% drop at ten minutes suggesting even meme coins have attention spans. Compared to past algorithm chatter, this was a snooze: historical posts saw ETH swing up to 0.6% or drop 0.16%, while DOGE once rallied 0.77%. Today’s volatility? Barely a blip on the Richter scale of irrationality. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a quarterly report.

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