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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

"Data is transphobic"

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,189.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,188.03
-1.700 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,189.89
+0.160 (+0.00%)
10 min
$4,190.01
+0.280 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240540
-0.0₃319 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.240570
-0.0₃289 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.240690
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011178
+0.0₃169 (+1.54%)
5 min
$0.010896
-0.0₃113 (-1.03%)
10 min
$0.010902
-0.0₃106 (-0.97%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated that the most potent market-moving force is a profoundly ambiguous "wow." The immediate reaction was a collective shrug: ETH dipped a negligible 0.04% in the first minute before flatlining, while DOGE saw a slight 0.13% drop that halved over ten minutes. The real spectacle was GORK, which spiked 1.54% instantly only to give back nearly all gains, a volatility that makes its historical norms look serene by comparison. It seems the only thing more unpredictable than the content of the post is the market's fleeting attention to it.

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