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Robby Starbuck
@robbystarbuck

When

@elonmusk said that USAID was one big fraud operation, he wasn’t kidding. These fat cat criminals are finally being held accountable. x.com/libsoftiktok/s…

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.35
-0.205 (-0.29%)
5 min
$71.57
+0.010 (+0.01%)
10 min
$71.65
+0.095 (+0.13%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $330.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$330.17
-0.225 (-0.07%)
5 min
$332.29
+1.89 (+0.57%)
10 min
$332.41
+2.01 (+0.61%)

ETH

Before post: $2,548.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,539.91
-9.050 (-0.36%)
5 min
$2,547.16
-1.800 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,546.29
-2.670 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.177340
-0.0₃79 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.178110
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.177980
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007360
-0.0₄699 (-0.94%)
5 min
$0.007410
-0.0₄2 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.007490
+0.0₄6 (+0.81%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic "yes" post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the content is essentially nothing. PayPal dipped 0.29% in the first minute before clawing back to a 0.13% gain, while Tesla shrugged off a 0.07% drop to rise 0.61%—because nothing says stability like a rollercoaster fueled by a single syllable. ETH and DOGE wobbled slightly negative, but GORK, the meme coin of the hour, swung from a 0.94% drop to a 0.81% gain, because why not. Compared to historical "yes" events, this was a snooze: ETH’s 0.36% drop is tame next to its 2.77% plunge in June, and DOGE barely flinched versus its 1.39% past nosedive. Even GORK’s antics were muted, lacking the usual 3% chaos. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Musk’s "yes" like a Rorschach test—everyone sees what they want, and the algos panic-buy or sell accordingly. The only consistency is the inconsistency, which is somehow both predictable and absurd.

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