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hayden
@haydendevs

gork is way too human

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,609.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,599.73
-10.220 (-0.22%)
5 min
$4,595.22
-14.730 (-0.32%)
10 min
$4,599.28
-10.670 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.267510
-0.002 (-0.64%)
5 min
$0.268090
-0.001 (-0.43%)
10 min
$0.268580
-0.0₃659 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011104
+0.0₃609 (+5.81%)
5 min
$0.010849
+0.0₃354 (+3.38%)
10 min
$0.010870
+0.0₃375 (+3.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic joy has once again proven that some tickers laugh while others cry. Ethereum and Dogecoin experienced minor but immediate selling pressure: ETH down 0.32% at the five-minute mark, while DOGE slid 0.64% in the first minute. The real star was GORK, which ripped over 5% instantly, demonstrating that the only thing more volatile than crypto is a Musk-pumped meme coin. This is a masterclass in predictable unpredictability, where a single emoji can move millions but the joke's on anyone trying to find a pattern.

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