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Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

The biggest tell that the left are the baddies is that we can't even hold a vigil for a prominent conservative commentator without people stomping on the flowers or calling in bomb threats x.com/BigSteve207/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,635.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,638.60
+2.77 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,637.63
+1.80 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,635.31
-0.520 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.276140
+0.0₄7 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.276180
+0.0₃109 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.275730
-0.0₃34 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010707
+0.0₅599 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.010701
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.010712
+0.0₄109 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political commentary proved to be a spectacularly unspectacular market event. The immediate reaction was a whisper of movement: ETH up a negligible 0.06% in the first minute, DOGE and GORK barely registering a pulse with similar microscopic gains. The ten-minute window saw the entire non-event fizzle out, with ETH and DOGE dipping into slightly negative territory while GORK clung to a 0.10% gain. This volatility, or lack thereof, is profoundly tame when compared to the wilder historical swings triggered by the same signal, which have seen ETH move over 0.30% and GORK rocket past 1%. It appears the market's algorithm for parsing political tribalism is now well-honed: initial curiosity followed by a collective shrug, proving that even outrage has a diminishing marginal return on investment.

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