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Oxford Union's new president calls the right "cancers" that must be taken out "BY ANY NECESSARY MEANS" He celebrated Charlie's execution

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,603.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,607.11
+3.22 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,596.73
-7.160 (-0.16%)
10 min
$4,595.35
-8.540 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.276910
+0.0₃199 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.275370
-0.001 (-0.48%)
10 min
$0.275810
-0.0₃9 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011422
+0.0₄49 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.011380
+0.0₅7 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.011319
-0.0₄54 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's profound 'wow' continues to be a masterclass in low-effort, high-impact market manipulation. ETH saw a fleeting +0.07% pump before settling at -0.19%, while DOGE and GORK followed their typical script of initial excitement followed by immediate regret, ending down -0.33% and -0.47% respectively. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical 'wow' events, which have previously triggered swings over three times larger, suggesting the market is finally becoming numb to the maestro's greatest hit. The only thing more predictable than a controversial Musk quote is the ensuing sell-off, proving that even algorithms have a limited tolerance for repetition.

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