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Robert Sterling
@RobertMSterling

(Warning: long rant) My liberal friends are completely oblivious about how radicalizing the last week has been for tens of millions of normal Americans. Zero clue. I’m not talking about people who are “online”; I mean regular, everyday Americans. “Normies.” People who scroll

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,657.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,660.32
+2.82 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,659.35
+1.85 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,662.04
+4.54 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.288760
-0.0₄699 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.289320
+0.0₃49 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.289260
+0.0₃43 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012215
+0.0₄379 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.012211
+0.0₄339 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.012286
+0.0₃108 (+0.90%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political rant masquerading as a market signal had all the impact of a damp firecracker. ETH saw a negligible ten-minute climb of just 0.10%, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with moves under 0.20% and 1.00% respectively. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical "bullseye" events that have occasionally moved ETH by nearly half a percent. The market's apparent boredom with this particular brand of chaos is perhaps the most radicalizing event of all.

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