Are you awake now?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,296.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,294.51
-1.800 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,290.45
-5.860 (-0.14%)
10 min
$4,293.85
-2.460 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232100
-0.0₃4 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.231910
-0.0₃59 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.231920
-0.0₃58 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010402
-0.0₄619 (-0.59%)
5 min
$0.010448
-0.0₄159 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.010419
-0.0₄449 (-0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential query has once again proven that markets are more sensitive to his whims than to most economic indicators. The immediate reaction was a collective shrug: ETH dropped a negligible 0.04% in the first minute, while DOGE and the meme coin GORK fell 0.17% and 0.59% respectively. Over ten minutes, the moves remained firmly in the noise category, with losses not exceeding a quarter of a percent for any asset. This level of volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar posts have occasionally triggered swings over ten times larger. It seems the market has finally learned that not every philosophical musing from the chief twit requires a panicked sell order. The real mystery is why anyone was still awake to trade on it.

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