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John LeFevre
@JohnLeFevre

We have the White House, Senate, and House. It's not rocket science. All we are asking for is legislation that aligns with what we voted for. And it starts with a budget that doesn't grow the deficit.

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.43
-0.015 (-0.02%)
5 min
$72.40
-0.035 (-0.05%)
10 min
$72.48
+0.040 (+0.06%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$334.02
+0.025 (+0.01%)
5 min
$334.13
+0.130 (+0.04%)
10 min
$334.92
+0.922 (+0.28%)

ETH

Before post: $2,634.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,635.22
+0.630 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,636.73
+2.14 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,639.18
+4.59 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$0.190610
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
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$0.190780
+0.0₃269 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.191090
+0.0₃579 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010390
-0.0₄499 (-0.48%)
5 min
$0.010420
-0.0₄199 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.010430
-0.0₅999 (-0.10%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yes" post proves that even cryptic monosyllables can move markets, though perhaps not in any predictable direction. PayPal dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then 0.05% after five, but clawed back to a 0.06% gain by ten minutes: a rollercoaster for those who enjoy watching paint dry. Tesla edged up 0.01%, then 0.04%, before a more spirited 0.28% rally: proof that even Musk's leftovers get more love than most CEOs' main courses. ETH and DOGE followed their usual script: tiny green numbers (0.17% and 0.30% respectively) because crypto thrives on vibes, not logic. GORK, the perpetual underdog, shed 0.48% immediately before remembering it has nothing to lose. Compared to historical "yes" events, this was a snooze: no wild ETH swings (past posts saw +/- 0.97%), no DOGE meltdowns (remember the -0.35% trauma), and GORK's -0.48% barely registers next to its -2.43% death spiral last month. The irony? Musk's most impactful post this year was a quote about fiscal responsibility, delivered by a man who once tried to fund a Mars colony by selling flamethrowers. Markets, like toddlers, remain easily distracted by shiny objects.

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