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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,493.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,492.46
-1.380 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,486.42
-7.420 (-0.30%)
10 min
$2,485.47
-8.370 (-0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231370
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.230320
-0.0₃799 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.230350
-0.0₃769 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.051260
-0.0₃559 (-1.08%)
5 min
$0.050980
-0.0₃84 (-1.62%)
10 min
$0.050560
-0.001 (-2.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yes" post proves once again that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.30% in 5 minutes, and 0.34% in 10 minutes, mirroring past "yes" events where it typically wobbled between -0.15% and +0.03%. DOGE, ever the loyal sidekick, twitched with a 0.11% uptick before fading (-0.35% in 5 minutes), while GORK—apparently allergic to Musk's approval—tumbled 2.43% in 10 minutes. Volatility here is tame compared to historical "absolutely" events (ETH once dropped 0.51% in a minute), suggesting the market now treats Musk's monosyllables with the excitement of a dial-up modem. Nothing says "financial analysis" like watching billions of dollars flinch at a man agreeing with a dog-themed crypto influencer.

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