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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

This beast will make life multiplanetary one day.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,492.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,497.69
+5.28 (+0.21%)
5 min
$2,497.23
+4.82 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,493.22
+0.810 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190440
+0.0₃329 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.190500
+0.0₃39 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.189860
-0.0₃25 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010330
+0.0₄6 (+0.58%)
5 min
$0.010340
+0.0₄7 (+0.68%)
10 min
$0.010290
+0.0₄2 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "yes" post proves that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.21% in 1 minute, tapering to +0.03% by 10 minutes, a far cry from the +0.97% surge in May but at least it didn’t nosedive like the -0.34% in another "yes" episode. DOGE wobbled between +0.21% and -0.13%, behaving like a dog chasing its tail—consistent only in its inconsistency. GORK, the dark horse, managed +0.58% early but fizzled to +0.19%, still outperforming its historical -2.43% flops. Volatility here is less "market-moving genius" and more "random number generator with a cult following." The real mystery is why anyone still pretends to spot a pattern.

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