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Nima Yamini
@NimaYamini

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,323.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,325.17
+1.64 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,315.33
-8.200 (-0.19%)
10 min
$4,301.58
-21.950 (-0.51%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.214830
+0.0₃219 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.214620
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.214350
-0.0₃259 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009986
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.009987
+0.0₄109 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.009980
+0.0₅399 (+0.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves that even his most inscrutable musings can move markets, albeit with the predictability of a coin flip. ETH saw a fleeting 0.04% gain evaporate into a 0.51% loss within ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK registered microscopic, almost satirical, changes of less than 0.12%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions to similar 'thinking face' posts, which often generated more sustained, albeit still minor, momentum. It seems the market has finally learned that not every pensive emoji is a buy signal, though it still feels compelled to check.

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