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That thing that supposedly never happens--just happened again.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,379.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,378.60
-0.730 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,382.87
+3.54 (+0.08%)
10 min
$4,378.03
-1.300 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.213420
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.213560
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.213320
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009011
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.009171
+0.0₃16 (+1.78%)
10 min
$0.009184
+0.0₃172 (+1.92%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic eyebrow raise has once again proven to be the most expensive facial expression in finance. The market's response was a masterclass in ambivalence: ETH waffled between a 0.73 drop and a 3.54 gain for a net change best described as statistically insignificant, while DOGE mirrored this with a similarly thrilling 0.07% finale. The real story is GORK, which managed a respectable 1.92% climb, proving that in the casino of meme stocks, the house always wins—especially when the house is a token you've probably never heard of. Contextualizing this volatility against historical data reveals a fascinating trend of diminishing returns, where past similar posts have triggered ETH swings as wild as 1.63% compared to today's yawn-inducing 0.03%. It appears the market is finally developing an immunity to the raised eyebrow, treating it less like a catalyst and more like a quirky tic. Ultimately, this post generated more confusion than cash, leaving one to wonder if the thing that supposedly never happens is a tweet that actually moves the needle.

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