
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
Yes

End the Uniparty™
📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $2,505.85
DOGE
Before post: $0.16
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest "yes" post proves that even cryptic brevity can move markets, albeit like a sleepy sloth. ETH wobbled: down 0.06 (0.00%) in 1 minute, down 0.11 (0.00%) in 5, then up 1.70 (0.07%) in 10. DOGE barely twitched: a 0.01% uptick in 1 minute, then minor dips. GORK, the meme coin darling, dipped 0.32% in 1 minute, 0.42% in 5, then rallied 1.16% in 10. Compared to past "yes" events, this was a snooze: historical drops were sharper (ETH down 0.36% once, DOGE down 0.44%), but today’s volatility was more of a gentle yawn. The real mystery is why anyone still tracks "yes" posts: the market reacts, but only as if startled by its own shadow.