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NEW: Tommy Robinson has said over one million people will attend his free speech rally on September 13th

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,388.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,389.09
+0.640 (+0.01%)
5 min
$4,383.54
-4.910 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,384.41
-4.040 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216130
+0.0₃229 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.215710
-0.0₃189 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.215700
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008783
-0.0₅6 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.008748
-0.0₄409 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.008770
-0.0₄189 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic amplification of a political rally proved to be a spectacularly ineffective catalyst for his preferred assets. The initial one-minute blip saw ETH up a negligible 0.01% and DOGE managing a 0.11% gain, but the rally fizzled faster than a protest in a rainstorm: within five minutes, ETH was down 0.11% and DOGE had given up its gains to fall 0.09%. The memecoin GORK, a perennial underperformer, was in the red the entire time, down 0.47% at the five-minute mark. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar vague posts like "indeed..." or "exactly..." have triggered moves in ETH three to four times larger. It appears the market's capacity for parsing the oracle's musings has finally been exhausted, finding even less substance in a political shout-out than in a typo-ridden meme. The real free speech rally was the brief, uninspired conversation between traders deciding to do nothing.

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