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Daniel
@growing_daniel

Starlink on United. Getting ground fiber speeds at 30,000 feet.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,480.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,484.90
+4.61 (+0.10%)
5 min
$4,480.98
+0.690 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,477.84
-2.450 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221920
+0.0₃26 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.221910
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.221870
+0.0₃21 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009149
+0.0₄179 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.009061
-0.0₄7 (-0.77%)
10 min
$0.009066
-0.0₄65 (-0.71%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink flex proves his market-moving power remains on autopilot, albeit with diminishing returns. The initial one-minute pop was textbook: ETH up 0.10%, DOGE up 0.12%, and the meme coin GORK leading the pack with a 0.20% gain. This enthusiasm proved fleeting, with all three assets giving back most or all of those gains within ten minutes, a pattern of high initial volatility followed by rapid cooling. Context is key: compared to historically similar posts with 93% similarity scores, this reaction was notably weaker, lacking the sustained momentum seen in prior events where gains often built over the ten-minute window. It seems the market's Pavlovian response to a sunglasses emoji is still there, but the drool is drying up.

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