Ani is ok

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,246.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,247.28
+1.14 (+0.03%)
5 min
$4,247.55
+1.41 (+0.03%)
10 min
$4,252.74
+6.60 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216140
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.216130
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.216560
+0.0₃409 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008842
+0.0₄439 (+0.50%)
5 min
$0.008889
+0.0₄909 (+1.03%)
10 min
$0.008956
+0.0₃158 (+1.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic endorsement of 'ani' once again proves that financial markets now run on vibes and vagueposts. ETH saw a tepid +0.16% climb over ten minutes, while DOGE barely twitched with a final +0.19%. The real winner was the micro-cap GORK, posting a comparatively wild +1.80% surge on what appears to be a collective guess about an inside joke. This event's 98% similarity to a prior post yielded a far more muted response, suggesting even the algo-traders are getting bored of the bit. Ultimately, we've reached peak efficiency where an OK hand emoji can move billions more effectively than a Fed statement.

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