Ani will make ur buffer overflow

@grok 😘

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,612.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,615.40
+2.70 (+0.07%)
5 min
$3,613.76
+1.06 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,615.43
+2.73 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239770
-0.0₃839 (-0.35%)
5 min
$0.240210
-0.0₃399 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.240560
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008108
-0.0₄119 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.008084
-0.0₄36 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.008102
-0.0₄18 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic poetry caused more confusion than a blockchain whitepaper written in iambic pentameter. ETH showed modest gains: 1min (+0.07%), 5min (+0.03%), 10min (+0.08%), proving even nonsense can't kill its institutional sheen. DOGE dipped slightly: 1min (-0.35%), 5min (-0.17%), 10min (-0.02%), as meme traders realized their oracle speaks only in dog years. GORK continued its tradition of irrelevance: 1min (-0.15%), 5min (-0.44%), 10min (-0.22%), like a crypto project whose roadmap is just a grocery list. Volatility was tame compared to the July 7 post (41% similarity), where ETH jumped 0.2% and DOGE actually listened. This time, the market reacted like a sleep-deprived dev parsing a stack trace: mild interest, zero comprehension. The real takeaway? Musk's buffer overflow tweet had less impact than a buffer overflow in a test environment. At least this one didn't crash anything—except maybe a few algo traders' sentiment models.

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