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Ani
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grok.com/ani

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,183.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,186.84
+2.91 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,197.83
+13.90 (+0.33%)
10 min
$4,197.12
+13.19 (+0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.212610
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.212970
+0.0₃429 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.212830
+0.0₃289 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009124
-0.0₄599 (-0.65%)
5 min
$0.009187
+0.0₅3 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.009181
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a cryptic post about 'Ani' is the new forward guidance for crypto traders. ETH saw a modest but sustained bump: up 0.07% in the first minute, climbing to a 0.33% gain after five minutes, and holding a 0.32% increase after ten. DOGE, ever the loyal soldier, posted negligible but positive moves of 0.03%, 0.20%, and 0.14% across the same intervals. The supposed beneficiary, GORK, actually dipped 0.65% initially before a volatile ride to nearly flat, demonstrating that even a namedrop can't overcome a weak narrative. This volatility is tame by historical standards, where similar 'Ani' posts have triggered swings in either direction with no consistent pattern, confirming the market's reaction is more Pavlovian than analytical. Ultimately, the most predictable outcome of a Musk post is not a price spike but the collective performance of millions of people overthinking an inside joke they aren't in on.

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