AGI has arrived

😂 @gork

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $68.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$68.46
+0.005 (+0.01%)
5 min
$68.41
-0.040 (-0.06%)
10 min
$68.34
-0.110 (-0.16%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $276.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$276.01
-0.035 (-0.01%)
5 min
$276.14
+0.100 (+0.04%)
10 min
$275.89
-0.150 (-0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $1,787.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,789.39
+1.90 (+0.11%)
5 min
$1,788.78
+1.29 (+0.07%)
10 min
$1,789.55
+2.06 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.169230
+0.0₃109 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.169150
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.169200
+0.0₄799 (+0.05%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post about AGI triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. PayPal barely twitched: up 0.01% in the first minute, then down 0.06% and 0.16% over 5 and 10 minutes. Tesla mirrored this indecision, dipping 0.01%, rising 0.04%, then falling 0.05%. ETH and DOGE, ever the loyal Musk cheerleaders, edged up 0.12% and 0.05% respectively over 10 minutes. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: similar past posts saw ETH swing between -0.29% and +0.32%, while DOGE’s reactions ranged from -0.07% to +0.47%. This time, the chaos was dialed down to a polite murmur. Nothing says "AGI has arrived" like a 0.05% bump in dog-themed cryptocurrency. The robots are clearly unimpressed.

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