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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Update Grok on iPhone! Companions now have outfits. Bad Rudi got a rocket launcher.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,185.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,194.35
+9.13 (+0.22%)
5 min
$4,194.54
+9.32 (+0.22%)
10 min
$4,205.21
+19.99 (+0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.212800
+0.0₃159 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.212590
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.213290
+0.0₃65 (+0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009189
+0.0₄119 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.009174
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.009192
+0.0₄15 (+0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets by announcing a rocket launcher for a chatbot, proving that weaponized AI is a bullish signal. Ethereum saw a modest but immediate lift, up 0.22% in the first minute and climbing to a 0.48% gain within ten minutes. Dogecoin and Grok exhibited their typical micro-volatility, with moves so small they barely register, echoing the erratic but ultimately negligible price action seen after nearly identical posts in the past. The most predictable outcome of this financial circus is that a pixelated weapon generates more market reaction than most quarterly earnings reports.

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