Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient

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Ray
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William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's claim of sentient software once again proves that the only thing truly self-driving is the market's overreaction. The immediate impact was a masterclass in underwhelming volatility: ETH down 0.24%, DOGE down 0.29%, and the ever-volatile GORK leading the pack with a 0.45% drop over ten minutes. This muted chaos pales in comparison to historical precedent, where similar proclamations have triggered far more dramatic sell-offs, suggesting the market is finally developing a healthy immunity to this particular strain of hype. It seems investors are now more skeptical of a car's existential crisis than they are of their own portfolio's.

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